I am worried, however, that all I seem to want to eat are juicy fatty burgers, the ones that you take one bite and you feel your arteries clog, the ones where you're shitting colors you've never seen before, the ones that are SO bad but SO delicious and fill your soul with more joy than another human being ever has. Never had any burgers like that before? Well I pity you. For I have had burgers like this, and once you've had one you never forget the pure ecstasy.
This is why I could never be vegetarian for more than a week. Sorry, hippies.
In other news my friend is writing a chaconne and I have written jack shit. Where is my inspiration? Probably gone, since I feel not only untalented but also am forced to write things which I do not wish to write.
In OTHER news I have 3 huge bars of dark chocolate in my suitcase, ready to go with me to Vermont. Yes. Yessss. So excited.
I have a big dark chocolate bar in the back of my pants right now...oh wait...damn...that's not chocolate...
ReplyDeleteCan you buy me a bag of sand when you're in Vermont?
Dude. That is totally inappropriate. so offended. i would never talk about such things.
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If by sand you mean snow, then naturally I can! Apparently there's a lot of it about this time of year.
Ooooh, the snow is the best...wait, we're loaded with snow here too...maybe you can box up some Lobster for me? No wait, you'd have to go to Maine for that...for the really good shit, that is...
ReplyDeleteSo what's in Vermont? What will you be doing there? Visiting the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream promenade?
Uh, Vermont is filled with...um...rich hippies? Organic produce? Trees? Oh yeah, ice cream and cheese and chocolate. Those are all supposed to be excellent.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually going to school there, although I've been on a 2-month internship in Indianapolis.
Man I would so love to go to the Ben & Jerry's plant or whatever. I think it's a few hours away, though.
Ahhh, neat-o!! Well awesome...I can't wait to see crazy faces from the road! Woo-hoooo!
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