So I went to go get some coffee before a rehearsal. And I ordered a medium (or GRANDE as they pretentiously call it) and then realized that I had no money. What. An. Idiot. I know. Anyway, I said, "Thank you but I just realized I have no money!" And the 'barista' said, "Do you want the coffee anyway?" And I said, "Well, no, that's ok, I don't have money," and he said "No, I'll just go ahead and make you one." SO I GOT FREE FUCKIN' COFFEE. So so awesome. Actually, in retrospect, it's probably because he was so stunned by my beauty and intoxicated by my pure raw sexual power that he felt a mammoth urge to impress me. I understand, it's a common response.
Tonight for dinner I had chicken w/ raspberry jam on it (good) and canned spinach (also good). I am such a weird person. Get to know me. In this picture though I'd already eaten the chicken, so unfortunately you can't see that. BUT you do get see the free coffee!
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