Day 22-Neato

I talked for 3.5 hours on the phone last night with this awesome guy who lives in Bennington. I can totally tell we're going to be best buds. I'm pretty excited to meet him, because we've decided that it is our job to try to outdo the other in crassness. For example, he said something funny about rape, which is far enough, some might say. But then I immediately came around with, "Well, if they're not crying it's not rape. If they're not crying it means they're not truly internalizing the injustice I'm doing to them. Do you know what you do if that happens? You punch them in the face until they start crying." So you see he has met his match--he goes over the line, and I go further. We shall spar off each other and it shall be GREAT. He likes Monty Python but hasn't seen "A Bit of Fry and Laurie," so I will have to induct him into the society.

I have an "easy button" from Staples. I want to bring it back with me to school, but no matter where or how I pack it it goes off. "THAT was easy!" Embarrassing and stupid.