Day 9-Elevatah

Today I was sitting with some friends of someone I know at Butler, and they decided that it would be liek omg so hilarious if I pretended to have a New York accent when some new people stopped by. So I did, and one girl said, "HEY are you from New York?!?!?" And I said, "Yes." And she said, "OH MY GOD I love that accent aallalalaallaerwearoasdlmvnaserrng!"

That is not a paraphrase. That's what she actually said.

Sooo I convinced some dumb bitch that I was actually from New York. Obviously I'm doing great things with my life. What are YOU doing?

Also I had a ridiculously long discussion about the GIRTH of my friend's penis. We have come to the consensus that it is not only LARGE and VERY STATELY, but also goes by the name "The Rocket of Eternal Pleasure." This is all true. He is also 5'11". Maybe. He was very guarded about his height. Jerk.

Here I am with the self-same friend (of the extraordinarily giant penis, if you recall) in an elevator.