Day 3-Squeaker Clean

Wow, you caught me getting out of the shower! Ha! Except my hair is miraculously dry. I am some sort of wizard. Of course this wasn't staged.

I was told not to use this particular version of this picture because it made me "look like I had put on a ton of weight." However, even though my arm looks mammoth-sized it was funnier overall, and I flush my self-respect down the toilet for the sake of comedy. I AM A MARTYR

In other news I only got about 4.5 hours of sleep last night so I've been achey and kinda "WARRARRH" all day. My life so far has been an endless parade of dumbass videos and sleep. I've got a pretty awesome idea in the works, but I'm still perfecting it. Suffice to say it will be 1)awesome 2) hilarious and 3) educational. By themselves these qualities are good but together they form an impenetrable force to be reckoned with.